Ask if we can have six in,
if not we'll have to have 2
You're coming up our end aren't you?
So I'll get one with you
Oh won't he let us have six in?
especially not with the food
He coulda just told us no though,
he dint have to be rude
See her in the green dress?
She talked to me at the bar
How come its already two pound fifty?
We've only gone about a yard
Dint ya see she were gorgeous,
she was beyond belief
But this lad at the side
drinking a Smirnoff ice
came and paid for her tropical Reef
And I'm sitting going backwards,
and I didn't want to leave
Its high green mate, via hillsborough please
How funny was that sketch earlier,
up near that taxi rank
Oh no you will have missed it,
think it was when you went to the bank
These two lads squaring up proper shouting,
bout who was next in the queue
The kind of thing
that would seem so silly
but not when they've both had a few
Calm down temper temper,
you shouldn't get so annoyed
You_re acting like a silly little boy
They wanted to be men
and do some fighting in the street
No surrender, no chance of retreat
Drunken plots hatched to jump it,
ask around are ya sure?
Went for it but the red light was showing
And the red light indicates doors are secured