Текст песни
[D-12 featuring Eminem]
I'll shit on you
Da da da da
I'll shit on you
Da da da da
I'll shit on you
Da da da da
I'll shit on you
Da da da da
I'll shit on you
I will shit
I'll shit on you
Girl you know
I'll shit on you
Bitch or man
I'll shit on you
I will shit
I remain fatter than gluttony
Tapin' bombs to the back of record companies
Blow 'em up if they ain't want me
The national guard
They scared to hunt me
I love beef
I got you ho's duckin' me
A drug thief
Bitch I'll take your marijuana
These slugs with keep yo' ass away from my corner
I drown niggas in hundred-degree saunas
You can act a fool if you wanna (bitch)
It's this lyrical piranha
Strapped with a grenade
In the pool with your mama
Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom
Twist nothin' up like a condom
Slap it if you muthafuckas got a problem
When I see 'em
You ho's endin up in a fuckin' mausoleum
Or hidden in the trunk of a black & gold bm
Pull in the garage while you screamin
Keep the motor on then I'm leavin
I'll shit on you
I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
Fuck your house
Fuck your jewelry
And Fuck your watch
Fuck your wife
Fuck your kids
Fuck your family
I'll shit on you
I'm a alcoholic with the fuckin' toilet
Pass the hot dogs
(Bizarre aren't you Islamic)
Bitch shut your fuckin' mouth
I'ma keep eatin' till
Richard Simmons comes to my house
with a chain saw to cut me out
I'll fuck your wife
I had sex since I met her
I'm too busy fuckin'
Your twelve year old baby-sitter
And all women ain't shit
Only good for cookin', cleanin',
and suckin' dick and that's it
I was responsible for killin' John Candy
I got Jonbenet Ramsey in my 98 Camry
I don't give a fuck who you are
I'll shit on anybody
Truly yours the idiotic Bizarre
My adolescent years weren't shit till what I do now
I never grew up I was born grown and grew down
The older I get the dumber the shit I get in
The more ignorant the incident is I fit in
Ignorin' the shit how boring it gets
When there's no one to hit
I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit
I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me
It's they who raised me and say they can't take me
It's they whose legs I break and make achy
It's they who mistake me and make me so angry
"I'll shit on you"
I'll spit on you
Start pissin' then do the opposite on you
You weren't listenin'
I said I'll cop a squat on you and
Start spillin' my guts like chicken cordon bleu
And straight shit
Like Notorious Big did to that bitch
On his skit on his last album
Pull my pants down
I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
Fuck your house
Fuck your jewelry
And Fuck your watch
Fuck your wife
Fuck your kids
Fuck your family
I'll shit on you
Is Richard Pryor still alive
If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin'
Born brainless
This steel ain't stainless
Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang it
Bitch brang it
These niggas that I hang wit
Will hang you up naked by your ankles danglin'
My needa stays stranglin'
I don't need your help
If you gon' give me the pussy
I'll unloosen my belt
I'll punch your daddy not
Your mom's kinda cock
Your sister tends court
Your aunt supply her rocks
Buck fifty cross yo neck
Floss yo tek
I'll beat you wit it across yo chest
It's only right I jack your car keys and run
Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
For fun, when I'm drunk
I'll run a truck through the weed house
Jump out and beat your peeps down
worst than Steve Stout
Put you in choke-holds I learned last week
From the police man
Who caught me stealing weed from his jeep
I see ho's bitin'
Y'all don't wanna brawl
That's like D-bo fightin Peablo Bryson
So what you hollering and yelling about
I'll reach in your mouth
And pull your fuckin skeleton out
Niggas get hit wit a two piece
"Bling Bling"
With a poisonous sting
I'm such a violent thing
I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
Fuck your house
Fuck your jewelry
And Fuck your watch
Fuck your wife
Fuck your kids
Fuck your family
I'll shit on you
Once I get on two hits of x
My disk slips and disconnects
Till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck
But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects
Over reaction is my only reaction
Which only sets off a chain reaction
And puts five more zainiac than maniacs in action
A rat pack
In black jackets who pack ten 9mm
Five criminals pullin' heaters
And spillin' liters of blood like swimmin' pools
Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too
A lotta people say misoginistic which is true
I can't deny it matter of fact I stand by it
So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot
If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet
Boy girl dog woman man child
I'll shit on you
I will shit on you i don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I'll shit on you
Fuck your house fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch
I'll shit on you
I will fuck you wife if you fuck with me
I'll shit on you
You heard me
Bitch
I'll shit on you
D-12 will shit on you
I'll shit on you
Your life
Your wife
Your kids
Your car
I'll shit on you
Your house
Your spouse
Your rings
Your things
I'll shit on you
I'll shit on you
I'll shit on you
I'll shit on you
