Hey yo Paul, it's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
and I know that he's not thrilled about the video
What does he want to be starting something
Well, I'll show him who's real bad
Paul the way you make me feel with these calls
you should really take a look at the man in the mirror
and tell him to beat it
because I won't stop until I can't get enough
Do you remember the time,
we we're watching the Billy Jean video?
Well, it will always be that Michael to me,
and it doesnt matter if he's black or white
because I can't stop loving him,
and I hate plastic surgeons
and I hope they all fucking die
How do you like that?
and I like him
I like him a lot
I want to touch him
but I can't
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea, about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message, *fart* fucker.
and by the way no, I don't have a new gun.