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This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty"
What's you're problem, dickhead
Don't kick my dog, dickhead
Don't beep at me, dickhead
Why d'you mug me off in my car, dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead
There's a dickhead in you're mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want dickheads to be made, dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead
Why d'you piss me off in first class, dickhead
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart
Where's the chorus, dickhead
(Dickhead) Give me my lines
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely, that we could still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely, baby
If you diss me you'll sell copy, dickhead
What d'you expect, dickhead
Radiohead, dickhead
This is pop, dickhead
Size tens, dickhead
Break you're shins, dickhead
My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick fuck out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They'll kick fuck out of you
You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance
I wasn't looking at your bird, dickhead
She was looking at me, dickhead
Who do I think I am, dickhead
Who the fuck are you, dickhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a shit
I've found the dickhead of the year
And you are fucking it, dickhead
Where's the chorus?
No chorus? Dickhead!
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely, that we could still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely, baby
(This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty"
That's right, I'm Tofty
"T" to the mother fucking "Ofty"
That's right, I'm Tofty)
I've got a bucket of shit, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shit
I got a bucket of shit, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shit
No horse shit, cow shit, dog shit, no real shit
I got a bucket of shit, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shit
I got a bucket of shit, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shit
Not dog shit, cow shit, horse shit, real shit
(Can we do it again)
Why d'you cut me up in my car, dickhead
Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead
I've got nothing for you, dickhead
Go to bed, dickhead
Don't wake up, dickhead
Who gives a fuck, dickhead
No one gives a fuck about you
'Cause you're a dickhead true
See your mate over there in the corner,
he's a dickhead too, like you, dickhead
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely, that we could still be good friends
I know you still want me, 'cause I'm so lovely, baby
Isn't it lovely
(I'd say you are
There's one out every night
It's not one, just like
All do it and they're buggers
I know you're calling it lahlahlahlah
You sound like Snoopy
A rugged Snoopy, woahhhhoooo)
Isn't it lovely
(You dickheads are spoiling it
For t it's like us)
Baby
Dickhead
